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Joke of the Day
"Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan."
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"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw."
"A women got a wooden breast implant the other day.. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline.. *Wooden tit?*"
"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality."
"My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex. She says it makes her armpits sore for days."
"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("
"How does a mermaid give a man head? She blows him out of the water"
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
"Please don't take my 'mmm hm's' as encouragement to go on with your story."
"I've got an idea for who should run for President next... Hindsight, 2020."