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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the gay guy cross the road? He had to go straight."
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"How do you make holy water? Fill a container and boil the hell out of it"
"Teen: Your outfit is on fleek! Me: (confused) Yeah well your MOM is on fleek. Teen: (smiles) Thank you! Me: God damn it."
"My friend told me this one Q: Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant? A: There are just too many pastabilities!"
"What do you call the death of a superior? A promotional opportunity."
"{batman walking downstairs} ""Hmmm. Looks like Catwoman's left me a present"" [the half-eaten corpse of Birdman lies lifeless on the carpet]"
"Some folks just can't pull off a bow tie... ...and they choke to death."
"What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl? The Hyperbole"
"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."
"I pet my dog and he didn't wag his tail. Is he seeing someone else? Is the magic gone? Do we need to spice things up? I'll dress like a cat."