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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the gay guy cross the road? He had to go straight."
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"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."
"What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser"
"What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio."
"I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo"
"Why is Reddit tired of the broken arms joke? Because it appears in every mother fucking thread"
"[doing an identification at the coroner's office] It's not her; my wife has a head."
"What do you call a bulimic magician? Hurlin' Merlin"
"What stops rape every time? Consent"
"What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food? Shrimp."