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Joke of the Day

"How many Metropolitan Police does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"I'm anti-semantic but I don't know how to say it."

"Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope."

"What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."

"How many Freudian slips does it take to change a light bulb? Two! One to hold the bulb, the other to hold the cock, uh, penis, I mean, uh, ladder."

"Toilets that automatically flush before I'm done make me feel like every relationship I've ever been in."

"If you have more than 4 kids I automatically refer to you as a hoarder."

"The authorities just apprehended a notorious cereal killer. When they asked him why he did it, he said... ... he did it for the Kix."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"

"My comedian alias would be The Carcinogin My jokes give people cancer"