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Joke of the Day

"What did the Chinese guy think about assisted suicide? He was worried about the euthanasia..."

"Billy and his dad. Billy's dad walks into his room and says ""Billy, if you don't stop masturbating you're going to go blind."" To which Billy replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""

"High heels are just regular heels that live in Colorado Haha we make jokes on here to try to keep the enveloping darkness at bay"

"Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs."

"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."

"If you've watched the scene in Platoon where he gets shot in the back 44 times. You've pretty much seen my reaction to a wedding invite."

"Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign? It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation."

"Few things look as optimistic as a dog butt trotting off into the distance"

"THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love."

"Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer."