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Joke of the Day
"What did the Chinese guy think about assisted suicide? He was worried about the euthanasia..."
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"Heading down to the Autopsy Club later. It's open Mike night."
"I took the batterys out of my carbon monoxide detector. It was beeping the whole week, and my roof told me to."
"Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you..."
"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout"
"I like my women like I like my dog. Actually, No. I prefer the dog."
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my... KNAWLEDGE"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead."
"Friend: Who's that? Me: Oh...that's crazy Kathy. F: Why do you call her that? Is she funny or something? Me: No. She eats hair."