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Joke of the Day

"They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug."

"What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common? A missed erection."

"I heard Samsung is making a feature film They're calling it Total Recall."

"People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? (2-part joke) *A no-eye-deer!* What do you call a kitten with no eyes? *Animal abuse.*"

"Hey do y'all wanna hear a political joke? Donald Trump!"

"My new fragrance is called Failure and smells roughly like a bowling alley."

"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."

"Sexual intercourse: It's just wanking that's got out of hand."