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Joke of the Day

"Village Competition Tomorrow our village is having it's annual Innuendo competition I might enter my friend's sister."

"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."

"Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate? ""All he had was a straw-man argument."""

"Have you heard the joke that they don't tell assholes? Oh, no? Nevermind then."

"the only reason Santa is always joyful is because he know where all the naughty girls live"

"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck my sandwiches before I eat them."

"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."

"I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn't luv it."

"If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember At least you don't work in polling"

"I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and sh*t myself."