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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a good abortion joke? Uhhh... Nevermind.."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV"
"Me: Alexa, are you listening even when I don't say 'Alexa'? Alexa: No, I only listen when you say 'Alexa'. M: Thanks A: Welcome M: Hey!"
"Can someone please wake up Billie Joe Armstrong?"
"Once upon a time there was a yellow frog and a pink elephant..."
"""Nazis!"" - the History Channel"
"Broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got a hint."
"First guy to invent a bread bowl was like ""I'm gonna rip the top of this muffin & pour soup in it"""
"Jesus was a hippie He had sandals, long hair and he died hugging a tree"