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"Once upon a time there was a yellow frog and a pink elephant..."
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"Passenger profiled on airplane flight for doing math. I want to know if the profiler is a blonde? Feminist? Liberal arts major?"
"You ever get so drunk you write your social security number in the tip slot on your bar tab?"
"A joke my religion teacher told to our class Roses are red, Violets are blue-ish, If it wasn't for Jesus, We all would be Jewish!"
"My diet plan consists of getting a full body tattoo of some skinny dude."
"Name two things that are black and blue and had sex Bill Cosby with his sweater and his accuser"
"I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart."
"Named my band Scheduled for Demolition so whenever it appears on a marquee, confused people write angry letters to the city council."
"I like my sex just like my wifi.. I like my sex just like my wifi, slow and unprotected."
"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""