201746
Joke of the Day
"Jesus was a hippie He had sandals, long hair and he died hugging a tree"
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"People who automatically say it will get better without actually knowing what the problem is... is why there are bodies buried in my yard"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dunno, but i do know its not Michael Brown"""
"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !"
"The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety"" - Science Person"
"Apples on trees Dad - Hey son, how many apples grow on trees? Son - I don't know Dad, how many? Dad - All apples grow on trees, silly."
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"A man is standing on the top of a tall building about to commit suicide... ...when a physicist at the bottom shouts up, ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Doctor Strange, Weird Al, and Oddjob walk into a bar... that's a very unusual event."
"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"