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Joke of the Day
"I'm never tired. They call me Ironman"
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"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"
"Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!"
"My doctor is so young that, when I need them, he just comes in the room shouting, ""Shots! Shots! Shots!"""
"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."
"Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section..."
"Favourite pickup line... Did you know there will be 7 planets tomorrow? Because I am going to destroy Uranus tonight."
"How do you piss off an animal rights activist? You eat pita bread."
"a lawyer, a priest, and a gangster walk into a bar bartender says, ""what is this, a joke??"""
"[Duck support group] ""After i lost Barbara I was doing bread 5, maybe 6 times a day"" *the other ducks nod sympathetically*"