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Joke of the Day

"""What does your mother do for a living?"" ""She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."""

"MEN AIN'T FROM MARS AND WOMEN AIN'T FROM VENUS. BOTH YALL FROM EARTH AND BOTH OF YALL WACK"

"JESUS: so I'm u GOD: yes JESUS: and ur me GOD: yes JESUS: I don't get it GOD: I do JESUS: how can one of us get it & not the other GOD: whoa"

"Catwoman's full name is Catherine Woman."

"Boys: I may not have the biggest boobs, but I sure do have the right number of 'em!"

"hey Colorado, hows your aspen? (ass been)"

"If I get married I want my last name to be hyphenated. Mr. and Mrs. Hyphenated."

"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."

"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."

"Kim Kardashian makes me long for the days when girls like her were hired to show prizes on game shows and we never had to hear them speak."