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Joke of the Day

"Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster"

"How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life? Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry."

"My girlfriend said we can have sex on days that start wit ""T""... ...Tomorrow."

"What do you call a gay person from Wisconsin? A Dairy Queen"

"I was going to make a chemistry joke... but I didn't know if it would get a positive reaction."

"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."

"I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots. It's called Psychoceramics."

"Quidditch is my kind of sport. You don't have to run, you get to sit the whole time, and if things aren't going well you can just fly home."

"How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!"

"Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers."