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Joke of the Day
"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"
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"Why did the bear eat his mate? He called her 'honey', then got hungry."
"Why do female skydivers use tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down! (Ba-dum tish)"
"I like my sex how I like my endoplasmic reticulum... Rough"
"Toast is just bread that likes to party."
"You know what the difference between an SUV and a rental car is? You can take a rental car *anywhere*."
"What do we want? -SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS! When do we want them? -NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC"
"Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!"
"Mountains are not funny. They're hill-areas."
"A girl asked me if I would like to see her pussy... ...and then she showed me her cat!"