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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 12 years old and all mixed up in coke. (sorry if its a repost, haven't seen it yet.)"

"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."

"If your parents say, ""You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up"", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman."

"What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables? Lettuce pray."

"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""

"Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on."

"The president of Iran visited Italy And all of the nude statues were covered during his visit. It was a precaution as they may have made his 9 year old wife uncomfortable."

"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."

"What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities? He flips houses"

"What's the difference between r/jokes and your mom's vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."