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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""

"What's Snoop Dogs favorite type of weather? Drizzle"

"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""

"*goes in fridge; makes sandwich* *grabs beer* *sits on couch; turns on TV* Him: Ma'am, this is an open house Me: I need the full experience"

"Why cant miss piggy count to 70? Because when she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat."

"A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini."

"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"

"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."

"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."

"Narcolepsy is the sluttiest neurological disorder."