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Joke of the Day
"Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie."
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"Didja hear that Israel's Chief Rabbi has told Israeli LGBT's that they will no longer be allowed to speak Hebrew ... wait for it ... Yeah - they're gonna have to speak Shebru instead ..."
"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."
"The last time you got a piece of ass... Was when your fingers slipped through the toilet paper."
"What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts? *Avada kedavra!*"
"I would make a joke about Mexicans... ...but that would be crossing the border"
"""There's no use crying over spilt milk."" Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry."
"Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of four"
"What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos."
"Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead."