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Joke of the Day
"""Get your fax straight!"" - a tweet that would have been so funny in 1987"
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"damn girl are you my old Gamecube? because for some reason i cant turn you on anymore but we used to have alot of fun"
"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""
"Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in."
"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia? if it was invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush idk how this got a dirty label"
"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"
"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"
"What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual."
"What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
"What is your best wordplay joke? My personal favourite: Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted."