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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time."

"(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish? A Bib Fortuna"

"I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker."

"A day in the life of a dick A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him on a daily basis."

"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a watchtower"

"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"

"What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood? A Spaghetto"

"whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record"

"The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one."

"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""