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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the worst thing about sex? The part where you have to bury them afterwards."
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"Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae? Pirate Bae, because it never goes down."
"I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like ""core competency"" or ""design out the problem"" or ""I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"""
"If Trump becomes president, I would really like to see how Republicans are going to defend him for doing the same thing Obama did: Nothing."
"A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon He limps up to the bartender. ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"Wanna hear a good one liner? 1 Dimension"
"STOP holding secret meetings about my paranoia!"
"Only a few of you have figured out that in every tweet I've ever written I've been subtweeting Pitbull."
"What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning."
"DR DOG: The vasectomy was a success. But until it's healed completely, you'll need to wear this *places cone around patient's neck*"