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"How do you tell jokes? Repost :("
"How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms!"
"Trump , Clinton, and Hitler are about to fall of a cliff. You only have time to save on of them. Tell me why you saved Hitler."
"Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends."
"Canadian college to launch marijuana cultivation course......... There's only a limited number of openings for students - they'll have to weed some of them out."
"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."
"If you were against pencils you would be ... Erasist"
"Husband: Quick. What's this song? Me: Awful."
"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."