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"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"
"Are Koalas bears? No, they're marsupials But they have the right koalafications to be a bear"
"My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue."
"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."
"My friend was being attacked by a duck I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."
"Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"
"I give everyone nicknames because using real names is for people who can remember people's names."
"What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox? ""Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"""