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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"
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"You're scared of pedophiles? Grow up."
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"What did the shower say to the toilet? ""You may get more ass than I do, but look at all the shit you have to take""."
"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."
"I don't buy my fruit from Chris Brown... because it's always bruised!"
"Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, ""The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"""
"Yes autocorrect, I was trying to find some 'amazon' weed"
"I didn't fall for you, you f*cking tripped me"
"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"