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Joke of the Day
"Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"
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"DADT repeal is causing apprehension and high expectations among the military's top brass The navy, in particular, is eagerly awaiting a flood of fresh seamen."
"They've just added no stockpiling paperclips' to the employee handbook like they knew what I was planning."
"How do you start a Rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"Ladies, are you having wine? Don't be shy. Let us know about it on all of your social media websites."
"How is the American public now like Socrates? By November, they will have both picked their poison."
"At the men's bathroom of the local college... ... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti: ""Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."""
"I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$ I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$"
"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"
"What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money."