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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"

"A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves."

"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."

"I had a great conversation with the world's leading brain surgeon.. Best cab ride ever"

"Q: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? A: About fifty pounds."

"Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."

"What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel? HYATT!!!"

"Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer."

"Lazy Dad I was shopping in Tesco with my Daughter earlier & she turned around and said ""Your such a lazy bastard dad"" I was so shocked I nearly fell out the trolley!"

"The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down... All three books were destroyed. Two of em hadn't even been coloured in yet."