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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia."

"I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"Did you watch the movie constipation? It never came out."

"An often unfunny joke where the punchline comes first. What is a Jeopardy joke?"

"Dad says to me, you'd be a great fisherman Because you check the net all the time"

"What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader"

"My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule."

"Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts"