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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a retard who is super high? a baked potato lol xD"

"There is no ""we"" in chocolate."

"When stoves die... they go to hoven. I'm^so^sorry"

"[2 years after going missing at zoo] wife: [points at TV] ""omg thats him"" me: [on the news inside kangaroos pouch] ""why is noone helping me"""

"Chuck Norris once went sun-bathing... ...but unfortunately there were no towels available on the sun."

"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."

"Anne Hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is"

"What type of target shooting does Lil Jon do? Skeet skeet motherfucker!"

"Most people see a ""pregnant mom"" planned parenthood sees a ""parts store."""

"My penis is a gangster... It cums from the hood."