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Joke of the Day
"Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun but at least you get to push them around."
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"me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say ""email"" or ""bee jail"". what did the bee do"
"Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other... but I always find them in bread together."
"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."
"Knock knock Who's there? Mike jones Mike jones who? Mike jones, who?Mike jones, who? Mike jones"
"Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."
"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"
"Interviewer: Give me an example of something you took with you from your last job Me: Toilet paper"
"What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns? I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)"