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Joke of the Day

"Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the ""pouring rain."" Well atleast the dew point is coming down!"

"What instrument did Bill Clinton play? That whore Monica."

"What do you have to do to have beautiful hands? Nothing."

"Yo mama so fat, her patronis is a cake."

"Anyone looking for a job should consider becoming an elephant circumsiser... ... the pay isn't too great, but the tips are enormous!"

"This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John."

"Secondary market that lets people sell their excess Twitter characters."

"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"

"I like my women like I like my beard Big, bushy, and sitting on my face."

"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."