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Joke of the Day

"If there's ever a flood disaster in the Middle East & they want to make a charity song I got a great title: Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed"

"Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile you ask? Trying to fit in."

"Professional liars Haven't done an honest days work in their life"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !"

"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."

"Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane."

"I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother."

"*aliens return to ship* ALIEN LEADER: Where are the humans? ""We left them"" AL: Why? ""They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"""

"Plan ""T"" is going to work out, I have a good feeling about this one."

"What do motor scooters and fat women have in common? They're fun to ride until your friends find out."