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Joke of the Day

"Plan ""T"" is going to work out, I have a good feeling about this one."

"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."

"I can't stop watching this TV series on the history of the Black Monks It's been addicting"

"Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes? He developed guacoma"

"A man with ejaculatory disorder ran up behind me... Jesus he really came out of nowhere."

"What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Stew."

"What kind of bear likes the rain? A drizzley bear."

"What's the best part of having Alzheimer's? You get to meet new people everyday!"

"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"

"What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber."