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Joke of the Day

"Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile you ask? Trying to fit in."

"Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers? Because a black widow has no husband."

"I'm taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won't have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)"

"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"

"What were the photocopier's last words? Good night, sweet prints..."

"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."

"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"

"What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive."

"I got sacked from the dodgems. I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal."

"Why are conspiracy theorists always fat? They believe the proof is in the pudding."