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Joke of the Day

"Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane."

"I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife. *wife phones* Wife: What you doing? Husband: Missing you."

"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"

"What's the highest thing in existence? A female's issues. They won't ever be able to get over them."

"Why do men snore when they sleep on their back? Because their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock."

"So ladies, Oscar Pistorius is single... and he is ..."

"An honest driving school would name itself How to Drive When Cops Are Around School."

"My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed... Dormant"

"Theodore Roosevelt had sage words for men needing dating advice. Speak softly and have a big dick."

"TRIGGER WARNING National Rifle Association of America"