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Joke of the Day

"What do motor scooters and fat women have in common? They're fun to ride until your friends find out."

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"A man walks into a restaurant and calls over the waiter and asks him ""Do you serve pigs?"" The waiter - ""We don't discriminate between our customers."""
"I fucked up making my coffee today \#nofilter"
"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."
"What do you call a deaf Gynocologist? A lip reader."
"Health level: my credit card company called me about fraud because I bought a vegetable."
"What do you call a lizard with sex problems? Ereptile Dysfunction"
"""Houston we ... are fine."" Female astronaut probably"
"I went to the doctor to have a large mole removed from my penis... ...If it happens again they'll inform the police."