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Joke of the Day

"Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?"

"Met a girl named Gravity She was down to earth..."

"I yell ""5 second rule""when ever a girl sits on the ground."

"This year I decided I am going back to the real roots of Thanksgiving and celebrating it in the traditional fashion. I will be handing out smallpox blankets to Native Americans."

"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"

"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."

"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."

"Not so great minds also think alike."

"Church is one of the few places you get on your knees BEFORE a guy gives you wine."

"Daniel Day-Lewis is so method that in preparation for the role of Abraham Lincoln in 'Lincoln' he spent ten months on the side of a penny."