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Joke of the Day
"You're the Pepsi of people. Some people like you, but they're wrong."
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"I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight..."
"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."
"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"
"Rihanna's restraining order against Chris Brown says he cannot ""harass or annoy"" her. I want one of those against everyone ever."
"I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket ""Hey son, how far do you think I can kick this thing?"""
"What is long, hard and full of semen A submarine"
"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"
"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."
"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""