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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West gets a bad rap... And then he makes it even worse."

"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."

"My wife once told me she was a rich b***h. Turns out she was only half right..."

"So I see Keira Knightley has named her daughter Edie.. Guess her name won't be the only thing without double D's"

"My dance moves are best described as a woman trying to put on pants 4 sizes too small, with a wasp flying around her head."

"When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes... if you don't pull out."

"Roses are red Violets are Glorious Don't play hide and go seek with Oscar Pistorius."

"Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward."

"My ex-girlfriend and I weren't compatible.. I was an Aquarius and she was a bitch. Anybody got any they wanna share?"

"IF SIMBA COULD GROW TO THE SIZE OF A HEALTHY ADULT LION EATING BUGS THEN SO CAN I"