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Joke of the Day

"Why do single men live longer than married men? Because they want to."

"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."

"I'm having a hard time believing Jesus was a carpenter. He was a miracle worker. You'd think he'd just wave his magic wand and POOF! Bench."

"A doctor and his patient **Doctor**: After the operation, you'll be a new man. **Patient**: Could you send the bill to the old man?"

"If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world"

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store."

"What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved? Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple...."

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape."

"Why are round bales of hay illegal? Because cows can't get a square meal."

"What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing."