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Joke of the Day
"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."
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"Girl told me she worked with special needs students. I asked her ""you workin hard? Or tardly workin?"". She got mad."
"whatd the princess do after she finished a do-it-yourself abortion royal flush"
"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"
"How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone"
"I'm making a documentary... I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*."
"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."
"*malia passes me a joint* thanks obama"
"Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them"
"""You CAN even."" - white girl life coach"