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Joke of the Day

"I can't argue with your love for bananas They have a peel..."

"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop?' Dr. Dre"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !"

"Did you know God does drugs? Psalms 83:18 says he is the most high over all the earth..."

"I thought the stories I wrote were a little black-and-white, but my publisher seemed to like them. He said he wants some new ones."

"My girlfriend said I never do anything to help so I hid her phone. I'll prove her wrong when I find it."

"All firemen must dread the moment when they're done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole."

"Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help."

"Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by."

"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."