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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor! I'm turning invisible! Yes.. I can see your not all there.."
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"""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender... ""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender. A time traveller walks into a bar."
"I don't like having long hair... ...but it's kind of growing on me"
"No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date"
"What do you call someone who has sex for spaghetti? A pastatute."
"I was sitting across the bus today from a very sexy Thai girl...and I kept saying to myself ""Don't get an erection , Don't get an erection""....But she did"
"I met my statistics teacher at the store today... What are the odds!"
"Eaten so many blue cheese stuffed olives today that it feels like France and Greece are waging a war for land in my intestines."
"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."
"Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks"