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Joke of the Day

"What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of? Plutocracy"

"Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: ""Buy one dog, get one flea..."""

"Why couldn't the lizard have any children? It had a reptile dysfunction!"

"What do you call it when a snake can't perform sexually? Ereptile dysfunction"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"I've started 2016 with a goal of losing 20 pounds... Seems like I've lost more, my ATM is empty"

"Has anything happened since 2008? I've been looking down at my phone."

"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."

"A wine tasting? Where people SPIT OUT precious wine?! Sure, maybe we could go to the humane society and watch them put puppies to sleep too."

"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"