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Joke of the Day

"I've started 2016 with a goal of losing 20 pounds... Seems like I've lost more, my ATM is empty"

"What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? George Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk? One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine."

"What do you call a soda in love? A Crush"

"Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights"

"I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer."

"Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag."

"What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt? Con-grab-ur-asians!!"

"Grandma, the words are very similar, but you ""butt dialed"" me. You didn't booty call me."

"Fart Jokes Are sometimes shitty."