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Joke of the Day
"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"
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"I saw a lady at work today doing ""breathing exercises"" and realized for the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me."
"Where do Sikhs buy clothes? Turban Outfitters"
"New sea world commercial brags that their whales live just as long as wild whales. Personally I'd want a shorter life if I lived in a bowl."
"[In a cucumber submarine] 1st mate: *inspecting leak* we're taking on saltwater captain Cptn: hm yes looks like we're in quite the pickle"
"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"
"A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine"
"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."
"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"
"The average person loses their virginity at 17. Congratulations you are above average."