125072
Joke of the Day
"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"
Next Joke
"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."
"Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast."
"They say money doesn't grow on trees But my cousin planted a few bushes with a funny smell in his wardrobe and is now making 4k a week"
"I want to die like my grandfather did Quiet and peacefully, unlike the screaming passengers in his car."
"How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them."
"The ladies call me ""Tarzan"" in bed... ... because my sexual adventures are all in [Vines.](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_%28service%29)"
"What did Trump say to the women who told him she could give him the worlds best Blow Job. What's in it for me?"
"Cheese isn't just grate, it's legendairy."
"[at my dad's funeral after he drowns] ME: *places a wreath made of a life preserver on the coffin* It's what he would have wanted..."