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Joke of the Day
"Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: ""Buy one dog, get one flea..."""
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"My Uncle When I was a young boy, my Uncle would always tell me ""Always leave them wanting more"" Which is probably why he lost his job in famine relief."
"COP: drop the gun CRIMINAL: no COP: [flipping through police handbook, whispers to partner] it doesnt say what to do if he says no"
"What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner....? ....He broke his nose"
"My one and only joke. Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says ""Ahhh are you ok?"" And the one that fell is like ""Yeah, olive."""
"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."
"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It goes by faster if you're fat."
"Did you all see the shots fired at the Democratic debate just now!!???? Hillary really took aim at Bernie over gun control."
"Did you hear the one about the dog with no limbs named joint? Every morning his owner would take him out for a drag"