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Joke of the Day
"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."
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"My ""Pi"" tattoo is taking longer than I thought"
"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve."
"I was people would stop asking where I see myself in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision"
"Went to the doctors and told him l was suffering from premature ejaculation. He asked how does your wife feel about it? I said she took it on the chin the first time but now its getting on her tits..."
"How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share."
"Australians don't have sex... Australians mate."
"If Earth is the third planet from Sun after Mercury and Venus Doesn't that make every country a third world country?"
"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"""