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Joke of the Day

"Today has been the best day of my life as I am no longer a 30 year old virgin! I turned 31 today."

"Girls. Don't get upset if your twitter crush stars a really hot girl or even retweets her cause she is prolly really a dude. Stay calm."

"There's a lot of strange facts in this world if you think about it. For example, some people like when there's pulp in their orange juice."

"""Sir, you cannot fish here!"" ""Don't worry, I'm just teaching my worm to swim."""

"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07."

"The best American joke of all time Healthcare"

"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."

"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"

"So now they're feeding cow marijuana infused grain? That isn't for me... ...those steaks are too high."

"What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws"