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"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."
"My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves."
"A baby seal walks into a club And later dies from complications of severe brain damage."
"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."
"Think of a movie title and change one of the words in said movie title to 'slut' e.g. Lord of the rings the return of the slut."
"Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going"
"When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"""
"How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones. 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."