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Joke of the Day

"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 70% water. I can walk on babies. I'm... In prison."

"Hey! Wanna hear my Ebola joke? Nah, nevermind. You won't get it."

"Why is your paper blank? Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D"

"What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup? Faux."

"Do you know what he was be for he was Putin ? he was Stalin."

"Why did Mr. Clinton want to become President? Because it pays the bills."

"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"

"Last night I did Crossfit for the first time and now I understand why those people always look so angry."

"What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!"

"The neighbors yard smells like weed. I'm glad those seeds I threw over the fence are starting to grow."