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Joke of the Day

"What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!"

"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"

"Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop."

"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"

"Ask me if I'm a tomato"

"Did you hear about the Mexican Army's new weapons? Everyone was issued a nail gun."

"What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 12"

"Boss: You wrote one of your strengths is invisibility and that seems--what are you doing?! Me (giving him the finger): Wait--you can see me?"

"My brother just threw a carton of milk at me wtf , how dairy"