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Joke of the Day

"What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!"

"Did you know that 99% of Americans use the internet regularly? The other 1% are the politicians."

"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"

"This grocery store is playing ""Freebird"" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey."

"I don't really know how to tell jokes"

"""What's the matter with him?"" ""Nothing. He's a positron."""

"What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea? An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week."

"Dad said I wasn't allowed to go out wearing this skirt because it's ""too revealing""... Fuck you, dad, I'm a grown man and I'll do what I want!"

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You may think it's arr, but they are truly in love with the sea!"

"What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone"