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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad."
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"I like my wine like I like my women 9 years old and locked in the cellar"
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
"It's green but when you press a button it turns red. A frog in a blender."
"Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms."
"[girl's night out] WIFE: I'm off then ME: Okay WIFE: Don't do anything obtuse ME: Pfft - give me a break! {5 min later} ME *googling obtuse*"
"Why do Texans duel at high noon? They distrust clocks."
"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."
"How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes? You've had whey too much!"
"Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist."