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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar? One dollar"
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"I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I've never signed up at the gym in January."
"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""
"The phrase ""Whatever floats your boat"" is misleading because, practically speaking, the only thing that's going to float your boat is water."
"Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you're ready for marriage."
"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"
"What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzza"
"Once there was a guy... ...who had a dog with no legs. Everyday he took him out for a drag."
"What is the difference between kinky sex and perverted sex? Kinky sex involves a feather, perverted sex involves the whole chicken."
"When my wife starts to sing .. I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."