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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar? One dollar"
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"[High Stakes Poker] Dealer: Are you in or are you out? Schrodinger's Cat: [For the 20th time] BOTH [Player flips table]"
"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"
"I felt shit today My finger went through the toilet paper"
"Q: What's green, and sings? A: Elvis Parsley"
"People always ask why I only date black girls It's because I don't like meeting the father"
"What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom? Rover Flows Out Of You."
"Let's be honest... Finn was a little bit on the Dark side..."
"All the toilets in the city have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on."
"Flowjob When a woman won't have sex because she's on her period, so she offers you a flowjob."