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Joke of the Day

"What's bad about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"Are you single too? Don't worry, you're not alone. Actually, I guess you are."

"My dear, departed animal companion. Although no longer with me, your name is now immortalised as part of a password I use on many websites."

"I heard Lincoln is doing well in theaters Traditionally, this has not been true."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""

"If i dress up as a sea shell nobody can see me... It's my clamouflage."

"You guys need to leave pedophiles alone! They're just kidding around."

"don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy ""the player"" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller ""the game"""

"congrats Seahawks on winning the super bowl from all of here in the 3rd world countries"